A story of anthropomorphic redemption in a battle of the quickscopers who possess the power of superior dank vision under the influence of Doritos Cool Ranch™ and Mountain Dew™. Do you have what it takes to become a true hero of MLG quickscopers and enter FAZE? Will I get sued for using memes and audio clips that don't belong to me?!?!?! Will Shrek become america's next top model?!?! Find out sooner or later in this glorious hole of first person badassery.